A very lonely guy sits here
With one thing on his mind it's clear
Wishing soon to join the ranks
Of roughneck pimps and tattooed skanks.

It seems like they know work and play
When all is done collect their pay
And all day long they go commando
Those nymphos off at San Fernando

Their lines and curves are mostly rubber
Botox, skin and human blubber
Going at it all day long
With cameras rolling up their thong

Objects for the little boys
And for the men who hear their noise
Bumping, grinding, fantasy
It's all on tape for all to see

Here or there it's everywhere
Anyplace you look today
By the pool, down by the bay
Hetero, trans, bi or gay

Lubricated just like Brando
All those sluts at San Fernando
Blondes, Asians, Interracial
College co-eds, Redhead facial

Endless possibilities
Will it be Krystal or Von Teese?
The magnitude you cannot measure
Of bleach haired bimbos giving pleasure

So much to choose from day or night
Young and old it's quite a sight
It's never been this way before
Gimme gimme I want more!

From all the strange and the bizarre
In a back alley or in a car
From Princess Leia to well-hung Lando
You've got it all at San Fernando